make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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