Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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