Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
And then he peed in my hair
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