You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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