dude i'm inner monologue high
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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