oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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