Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
wow bdsm is so cute
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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