erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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