I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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