I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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