my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I understand Curling. That high.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Randomize
