Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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