but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Do vagina's smell?
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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