I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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