Do you still have your period?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
We are all done wearing pants today
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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