Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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