yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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