There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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