C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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