I'm really into asian looking animals
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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