Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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