Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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