i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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