We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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