This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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