i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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