what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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