You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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