I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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