She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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