I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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