At least make sure they are 18
Why
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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