The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
