I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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