I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
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