Barsexuality is the new black.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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