does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm determined to sit on that face.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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