Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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