I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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