We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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