You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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