Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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