at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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