I don't think brook has ever known best
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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