So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
