So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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