I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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