you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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