1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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