Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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