yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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