Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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