If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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